How the Skáldskaparmál must have gone down
- Skadi: Asgardians, you have murdered my father. I demand restitution, or I'll lay waste to your land.
- Asgardians: We suppose that's fair. What are your demands?
- Skadi: Very well. I have three conditions. First, I want you to memorialize my father by making his eyes stars in the sky.
- Asgardians: Consider it done.
- Skadi: Secondly, I wish to marry into Asgard.
- Asgardians: Again, fair. You can even have your choice of whom to marry. And thirdly?
- Skadi: I want you to make me laugh.
- Asgardians: ...What?
- Skadi: You heard me. And remember, if ALL THREE conditions aren't met, the deal's off.
- Asgardians: Er....
- Loki: Hey, no worries. I got this. Give me a goat, a piece of string, and ten minutes with her.
- TEN MINUTES LATER
- Asgardians (waiting outside): What the hell is he up to- *interrupted by loud cackling*
- Asgardians:
- Asgardians:
- Asgardians:
- Asgardians: So, who's going to open the door and find out how he did it?
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